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Saturday, 24 November 2012

BREAKING News! JTF Declares Boko Haram Chiefs Wanted.



**N50m for anyone with useful information on Abubakar Shekau.
**4 members of the Shurra Committee, N25m on each.
**14 Boko Haram Commanders, N10m placed on each.

The Joint Task Force Operation (JTF) in Maiduguri has placed a bounty of N50 million on the head of Abubakar Shekau, the leader of Boko Haram, one of 19 leaders and commanders of the militant group it declared wanted today.In a statement, JTF said, "They are wanted in connection with terrorist activities particularly in the North East Zone of Nigeria that led to the killings, bombings and assassination of some civilians, religious leaders, traditional rulers, businessmen, politicians, civil servants and security personnel amongst others."

Check out 6-Legged Lamb Born In Georgia


Shepherd Albert Abadzhanov told the newspaper Trend that the six-legged lamb is having a bit of trouble walking, but is developing normally otherwise.

In his 25 years of shepherding, Abadzhanov has never seen such a thing. I have been asking the other shepherds, but none of them remember such [a] case. There were three-legged lambs, one-eyed, but not [a] six legged, bisexual one, he said.

Alex Ferguson's Statue Unveiled At Old Trafford



Alex Ferguson's glittering reign as Manchester United manager was celebrated when his wife Cathy unveiled a bronze statue of the Scot outside Old Trafford on Friday.

The 2.7 metre statue was revealed at a ceremony attended by the current United squad and many of the greats who have worked under the long-serving Ferguson such as Eric Cantona, Ruud van Nistelrooy and Peter Schmeichel.

Friday, 23 November 2012

20 ladies in mini skirts slaughtered in Maiduguri


Barely 24 hours after over ten people were slaughtered in Maiduguri, twenty ladies who were mini skirts and trousers were Friday slaughtered in their separate homes in Maiduguri Metropolis by yet to be identified gunmen.
This ugly development is one of its kind, as many believed that most of the daily killings in Borno are only targeted at men and security agencies.

Pregnant Woman thrown In Prison For Biting Off Neighbours Breast



 A 24-year-old pregnant woman, Funke Jamiu was on Thursday was remanded in Kirikiri prisons by an Ejigbo Magistrates’ Court, Lagos for biting off a chunk of her co-tenant’s breast during a squabble.According to the police prosecutor, Cpl. Oluwafemi Adeleye, the accused on November 4 bite off one Bola Ajiboye’s breast during a fight.
Adeleye told the court that Jamiu, a housewife, reportedly committed the offence at No. 17, Awolo St., Isheri-Osun, Ijagemo, Lagos.

Donjazzy to give out N1million

                             
Read don jazzy's official  statement below
Compliments of the season. Let me go straight to the point and tell you guys why we're here. I have been contracted by the good people at Samsung to do the theme song for the coming Africa Cup of Nations. This is an early birthday gift for me (Big smile) lol. So I have decided to share this great moment with you. I thought about it and decided that instead of using one of my known colleagues, why not use one stone to kill plenty birds.
1. You stand a chance to win 1 million Naira 
2. 1st, 2nd and 3rd runner ups get Two Hundred and fifty thousand naira(N250,000) each. 
3. Winner Gets To Sing The Official Theme Song For Africa Cup Of Nations, Produced by Me. 
4. You could be seen by a record label that might be interested in signing you.  

Why Click HERE TO See full competition procedure  



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Flood takes over Britain with more rain on the way



Homes and businesses were evacuated and there was major disruption to road and rail networks.
The Environment Agency said that rain falling on already saturated ground could lead to more rivers breaking their banks and causing buildings to flood.
More than 70 flood warnings are in place, mainly in south-west

Check out Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wear matching leather outfits in huge PDA kissing session



A few weeks ago Nicole Scherzinger accused them of 'having a relationship for the cameras'.
And on this evidence, she couldn’t be more wrong – surely nobody in the world would want to actually be pictured wearing those ridiculous leather trousers apart from Kanye?
Also, we don't want to comment on the rumours inside 3am's office that Kim's dress is made entirely from melted Babybel packaging.more pics after the cut

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